The ESPYs cracks me up every year because these beautiful goddess-like denizens always show up in body-con dresses fit for Daytona Beach spring break.
When you're a Sports Star, don't you have access to good fashion? Or at least a stylist?
This year was a little different though; although we did see the horrid out-of-style-for-a-decade bandage dresses, we did see some Athletes looking FLY AS HELL!
Check it out:
Ciara (in Elie Saab) & Russell Wilson who apparently don't have sex
I love a man in a suit that isn't grey, navy, black or brown... So high fives for going with this delicious aubergine color, Russell. Are they matching kind of? Like people do at Prom? Oh god, I'm just going to look away from that fact.
Marquette King in Party City
We've seen this before, people. He wants to be photographed. Mission Accomplished.
Danica Patrick in Rainforest Cafe wallpaper (actually Matthew Williamson)
But really, I think DeSean looks good, and although I think I had a pair of similar shoes by Diesel in the 1990s, I think he's serving up his genuine self and that's just fine by me.
Sports Illuminati, thank you for putting yourselves out there tonight fashion-wise and stepping out of your Adidas tracksuit (HEY THAT'S WHAT I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW!) for one night. You all looked marvelous!